16 June 2005 11:00am

so i went to the doctor yesterday and it turns out that i am suffering from Extreme Wax Build Up Syndrome (also known as EWBUS or "yoobus" in many medical and support group circles). i had to self administer the medication with an eye dropper. there was a warm sensation before the foaming occured. it crackled and popped in my ear as it melted the wax. i love it and could do it all day. however, i woke up with my ear feeling very sore and swollen, which i hope will go away soon. actually, there is so much pain in my ear i am almost neglecting all of my other ailments. almost....